yes but have you considered
- teen sherlock getting really nervous before a date with john so he gets janine and irene to come over and cool his nerves
- sherlock getting them to come to johns rugby games with him and they always go bc they know how happy it makes sherlock to have them there too
- janine and irene cornering john when he and sherlock start going out and telling him that if he hurts sherlock they will fuck him up
- jarene and johnlock double dates
thank you that is all
John coming into Sherlock’s bedroom in the morning while he’s asleep to leave a cup of tea by his bed before smoothing down his hair and pressing a kiss to his temple while he thinks it’s safe. Sherlock reaches out and catches John’s wrist in his sleep as he tries to move away….
Avengers Deleted Scene
#i wish they kept this #she looks like she’s giving up #and then she looks at clint fighting #figthing for new york #FIGHTING TO SAVE LIVES #AND SHE JUST GETS BACK UP#BECAUSE #THAT’S WHAT THEY DO #THEY GET BACK UP #IF YOU DON’T THINK HEROES AREN’T INSPIRING #GET OUT OF MY FACE #sobs (via im-not-their-hero)
1/3 - Andrew Scott photoshoot for Top Man - I love the top one - he’s got some serious guns going on there - yumminniny.
In ASIP the two times Sherlock mentions that John doesn’t get on with Harry he seems to think that it’s more because John liked Clara and doesn’t approve of Harry leaving her which supports the idea that John may resent Harry for being out and fucking it up while he’s still…
Erik: What is it?
Charles: What are you doing?
Erik: From my action, isn’t it clear Charles. I am caressing your hair.
Charles: Don’t you hate this hairstyle?
Erik: I hate it, also the beard.
Erik: Just like cat’s hair, it always feels…
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Here’s a basic rule: if you’re reading or watching a Shakespeare play, and you’re not imagining the actors standing in front of a mosh pit of jeering Londoners waiting to throw vegetables at the stage, you’re doing it wrong.
Shakespeare might have written the best works in the English language, or given us profound insight into the nature of humanity, or whatever — but his works wouldn’t have survived to our day if he hadn’t been popular when he was alive, and he wouldn’t have been popular when he was alive if he hadn’t been able to please the crowd. And that includes a lot of dirty jokes. A lot.
Sometimes in incredibly inappropriate places. We’re here to rescue a few of those for you, and retroactively embarrass the heck out of your fourteen-year-old self, who had to stand up in English class and read things that, in retrospect, are absolutely filthy.
This isn’t about the stuff that always does crack fourteen-year-olds up in English class, but is totally innocent: the “bring me my long sword, ho!” sort of thing.
But the kids who lose it every time the word “ho” is uttered are closer to the spirit of Shakespeare than the teacher who demands they treat the words like museum pieces.
Sure, it would be awkward for teachers to explain the Elizabethan double entendres to their students — but pretending they don’t exist makes Shakespeare seem unnecessarily stuffy and difficult.
So we’re going to start with the most obvious innuendoes, and move on to some seriously advanced sex punnery that is probably going to blow your mind.❞
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Okay, so this is just the beginning, my honeys :) I’ve rediscovered Spirk, so this will steadily get filled up with fic (also… there’s a possibility I might make a Kirk/McCoy rec list too). I feel kinda bad because my McDanno and Sterek rec lists should probably be my priority right now, but nvm HAVE SOME SPACE HUSBANDS INSTEAD YEAHHHH BABY
I have a million fics sitting in my bookmarks, but if you keep an eye out, new stuff will keep popping up :) What I’ll probably do with new recs is make a seperate post and link it to this one, and then add those fics here as well.
Rated PG-13; No word count
Summary: “I think we need to set up some guidelines for shore leave,” Jim says, speaking mostly to the off-white ceiling. “You know, ground rules. A design schematic for having fun.”
This was absolutely, wonderfully adorable. I love domestic cuteness, so this was a win really ^^
Rated R; 15, 900 words
Summary: Valentine’s Day does not bring up pleasant memories for Cadet Kirk. But the serendipitous switch-up of his cell phone with a particular Vulcan professor’s will make his day far more interesting –and romantic. Perhaps some new memories can be made!
Very, very cute. A little bit unsure on the characterisation in a few places, but still thoroughly enjoyable and adorable.
Rated NC-17; 20,850 words
Summary: Four years into the Enterprise’s voyage, Spock dies in a transporter accident on a routine mission. Jim slowly falls apart and develops an unhealthy obsession that, ultimately, brings Spock back.
Absolutely stunning. It’s one of those fics that I know I’m going to go back and read again and again. In some places I had moments where I thought perhaps the characterisation was a little patchy, but then I was like: no. You know what. I think that maybe this is exactly what would happen in this situation. Basically, it’s painful and heart-wrenching whilst also being adorable and sweet and gloriously funny.
Michael Fassbender and Hugh Jackman sing along to the song ‘Africa’ by Toto
The entirety of Gentleman’s Gentleman, collected in Queerotica: A Comics Anthology for your
If you haven’t picked up your own copy of Queerotica at SPX this year, come find me and Uncle Monty’s Mollyhouse at The Geeky Kink Event next weekend, and if you are very good I might just hook you up. I’ll also have loads of other porn!
Benedict Cumberbatch Week Meme (3 days to Ben’s Birthday)
Day 5 - Favourite momentS (because I can’t choose one)